WhO NeEdS mAn AnYwAy??

Megan dear showed off her new toy, Barbie Doll, on Saturday. And now its my turn to show off my toy. No no no... its not a Barbie Doll. Come on... make a guess... It's an essential to women these days who feels that they doesn't really need a man. Tired of guessing??? Alright... I shall announce the answer. My toy is ...

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Duh Dah!!!!! My vibrator!!!!



This vibrator was given to me as a birthday pressie from my dearest friends. I didn't have a bf that time and probably that's the reason why they bought this vibrator for me. With the fast-changing society, people are getting more open-minded. There are even couples who use vibrators or other sex toys to make their love-making sessions even better. So please don't be a mountain tortoise (or "suaku") when you see my post on sex toys. I still remember telling my ex bf, Dear Daniel that I have a vibrator at home. His reaction was not too good. He said:"Why you need a vibrator? I cannot satisfy you meh?" Well well, it's indeed true that you can't satisfy me. I am very sure my vibrator did a better job than you. In order not to hurt his ego, I didn't tell him that. Freaking getting upset with me over a vibrator. *roll eyes* Being single doesn't mean we can't enjoy sex anymore. Not all men knows how to satisfy a woman. And the phrase "Practise makes perfect" is not a suitable description for those guys who are great in bed because there are guys who gauge their performance by quantity instead of quality. So guys, please do something about it if you are not satisfying your women. Afterall, women are emotional creatures. Even when they are no longer with you, they will still remember the mind-blowing and fantastic love-making sessions with you. *wink* Lastly, for those singles out there, get a vibrator if you didn't have one. At least you still get to enjoy without a partner. As for those who are attached, who says you can't have a vibrator? Get one and spice up your sex life with your bf. Erm, if not you can also use it (secretly) when your man could not satisfy you.

*A note to Apple : Hey dear, no worries. I will get you a nice vibrator for your birthday pressie.